Warning:If you haven't yet read what Ennui means, I strongly suggest that you do so before continuing any further.
OK.If you have come this far, I assume that you are currently in a state of total vettiness!
TVQ or Total Vettiness Quotient here at Great lakes (I suppose it works elsewhere as well) can be easily measured using three checks. One, the number of orkut scraps, two, the number of open chat windows on meebo or three, the number of blog posts in a week.
Plugging numbers to these 3 variables, my vettiness meter reads as follows -
June
Totally Vetti------------------------------|------------Totally Studious
July
Totally Vetti-----------|-------------------------------Totally Studious
Lemme check your TVQ now, Try to answer the following questions asap.
1. Did you click on the link of 'vettiness' above? yes/no
2. If yes did you notice anything strange?
3. Did you calculate your TVQ?
Your TVQ on 10
5 - You came this far
6 - Answer to question 1 is yes.
7 - You answered something for Q2
8 - You figured that the top ten google search results for 'vettiness' had 8 links to b-school blogs.
9 - You figured that 2 of the 8 were of Great Lakes alumni.
10 - You actually calculated your TVQ.
OK.If you have come this far, I assume that you are currently in a state of total vettiness!
TVQ or Total Vettiness Quotient here at Great lakes (I suppose it works elsewhere as well) can be easily measured using three checks. One, the number of orkut scraps, two, the number of open chat windows on meebo or three, the number of blog posts in a week.
Plugging numbers to these 3 variables, my vettiness meter reads as follows -
June
Totally Vetti------------------------------|------------Totally Studious
July
Totally Vetti-----------|-------------------------------Totally Studious
Lemme check your TVQ now, Try to answer the following questions asap.
1. Did you click on the link of 'vettiness' above? yes/no
2. If yes did you notice anything strange?
3. Did you calculate your TVQ?
Your TVQ on 10
5 - You came this far
6 - Answer to question 1 is yes.
7 - You answered something for Q2
8 - You figured that the top ten google search results for 'vettiness' had 8 links to b-school blogs.
9 - You figured that 2 of the 8 were of Great Lakes alumni.
10 - You actually calculated your TVQ.
posted by Ramachandran.C.V. at 11:49 AM
2 Comments:
haha.. guess I was 5. I was too lazy to click on the link or answer the questions, i guess :))
I guess you and I sail on the same sinking boat mate, with one cup to bail which neither knows where we put it the last time we bailed, which I can't remember was when.
Nevertheless, I am sure you get the picture, in high definition and on an LCD screen. I would write more, if only I knew more words! ;-)
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